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About Me Member 3D Modeler SharpeningPoint18/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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Mr MJ Clogs Traffic

Thu Jun 25, 2009, 8:04 PM
BREAKING NEWS

THIS JUST IN: MJ claims to have created a magical spell that can clog up all freeways of LA. Thousands of cars joined the freeways to observe his performance. Radio Shows were talking non-stop about his amazing magic trick and encourages others to join them to observe his magical performance. Thousands of FANS flock to the freeways in their cars to cheer on Mister Jackson with great enthusiasm. Even his family arrives quickly upon hearing the news.


However for the average Joe who does not care for his tricks. Working hard in the trucking business so he can put food on the table somehow or that Joe who is driving over to get to his work place On Time and that poor college kid who have just finished registering for college ends up spending 3 hours in the freeway trying to get home and on top of that lucky college boy he spends twice as much on gasoline than expected and gets numerous close-call car accidents along the way.

  • Mood: Wow!
  • Listening to: Nothing ATM
  • Reading: Contracts
  • Watching: His debt rise
  • Playing: Texas Holdem
  • Eating: Crumbs
  • Drinking: Water...in the air

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  • Current Residence: dont stalk me
  • Interests: Martial Arts (Tek Kwan Do)
  • Favourite movie: POTC
  • Favourite band or musician: Does Trance count?
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything cheerful or rapid
  • Favourite artist: God?
  • Favourite poet or writer: God?
  • Favourite style of art: Manga/Anime/CG
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: None
  • Shell of choice: Like the ones at the beach?
  • Wallpaper of choice: Dunno
  • Skin of choice: ...
  • Favourite game: HL2,BF2,CS:S,Navy Field
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: I have seen many

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Yay!?

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sorry about that in #opencanvasjammers
heh i kept falling asleep :P

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thankies for stopping by.
and nice gallery. ^^

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Nice pics I reallly like yur shading!

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we've been bouncing back and fourth on eachother's pages for about a week or so... you do some nice work. I also noticed that you do TKD, so do I, what belt are you?

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xD thanks for the watch!
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